Admin

An admin, short for administrator or the all-powerful techno-wizard, is a rare creature in the wild but can often be found lurking in the digital world.

Admins typically rule over online domains like emperors, keeping order and enforcing the laws of their digital realm.

They are known for their ability to magically fix computers with a few keystrokes, as well as their mysterious language of acronyms and tech jargon that is incomprehensible to mere mortals.

Admins are often feared and respected by regular users, who know that the slightest infringement upon the sacred rules of the land can lead to swift and merciless punishment, such as having their accounts suspended or even banished to the far-off realm of spam.

Admins also have the power to grant privileges to users, such as the ability to banish trolls or moderate forums. This power is only bestowed upon the most trusted and loyal subjects, who must swear fealty to the admin and carry out their commands without question.

If you ever encounter an admin in the wild, approach with caution and offer them gifts of coffee or pizza in order to gain their favor. And if you’re lucky enough to be granted an audience with the admin, remember to bow and scrape, for they are the rulers of the digital world and we are but their lowly users.