Andrew Johnson

Andrew Johnson was the seventeenth president of the United States, and boy oh boy, was he a doozy. Born in poverty, Johnson was a tailor before entering into politics, which explains why he was always so well-suited.

He became president after Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, and boy, did he have some big shoes to fill. Unfortunately, instead of stepping up to the plate, Johnson stepped in a pile of his own poop. His presidency was marred by scandals, controversies, and a general lack of leadership. He was so bad that the Senate even tried to impeach him!

But the real kicker? Johnson was a terrible public speaker. His speeches were a muddled mess of garbled words and disjointed thoughts. It was like he was trying to speak in code, but even he didn’t understand what he was saying. His speeches were so bad that people would purposely avoid listening to him. They would rather stick hot needles in their eyes than subject their ears to Johnson’s ramblings.

In fact, Johnson’s inability to speak effectively was so bad that during his impeachment trial, he was only able to defend himself for a measly ten minutes. That’s right, ten minutes. It takes longer than that to make a bowl of popcorn! He was so bad that people in the courtroom were actually facepalming.

Johnson’s presidency was a disaster, and it’s no wonder that history has not been kind to him. But we should all thank him for one thing - he proved that even the worst president can teach us something valuable. In Johnson’s case, he taught us what not to do when you’re the leader of a country. So, thank you, Andrew Johnson. You may have been a terrible president, but you were a great lesson in how not to lead.