Brown

Brown: A color so drab and unexciting that even its name sounds like a yawn.

Brown is the color of that couch your parents had when you were growing up—the one with the stains that you never quite figured out the origins of. It’s the color of a neglected houseplant that’s been left in the corner to slowly wither away.

Don’t get us wrong, brown has its uses. It’s a pretty decent color for dirt and tree trunks, and it’s the go-to shade for everything that’s supposed to look “natural” (which basically just means “boring”).

People who claim that brown is their favorite color are either liars or lacking in imagination. Seriously, who gets excited about the prospect of a brown birthday present? No one, that’s who.

And let’s not forget about the phrase “brown nosing.” No one wants to be accused of that. It’s like admitting that you’re willing to do anything for a pat on the head.

In conclusion, brown is the least interesting color in the rainbow. It’s the color of mediocrity and boredom. It’s the perfect shade for people who have given up on life. But hey, at least it’s not beige.