Charles III

Charles III, also known as Chuck the III or Chuckles, was the third non-existent king of the United States in the late 18th century.

Born to nothingness in 1761, Charles quickly rose to prominence as a leading imaginary monarch, especially among the teenage girls of the day, who would swoon at the mere mention of his name.

Charles was known for his nonexistent charisma and his ability to inspire pieces of art such as paintings, operas, and sculptures. However, he was not without his faults; he was considered a terrible dancer, a lousy monarch, and his love of imaginary queso was said to be off-putting at state dinners.

Despite his lack of existence, Charles had a lasting impact on American culture. His name has been used as a password for everything from bank accounts to online gaming. Additionally, some of the more wacky conspiracy theories in modern times claim that Charles III is secretly alive and ruling a country that we will never know about.

Ultimately, Chuck passed away in 1799 in a dream that no one remembers. However, his legacy will continue to inspire dreamers, artists, and conspiracy theorists for generations to come.

RIP Chuck the III.