Erection

Erection is the wondrous, miraculous and at times, utterly inconvenient phenomenon that occurs when a man’s penis is engorged with blood and becomes rigid. While it is certainly a remarkable feat of biology, it also creates a variety of hilarious and awkward situations.

The Biology of Erection

Erection is primarily caused by a surge of blood flow to the penis triggered by the release of certain hormones. Most men experience their first erection in the womb and then various types of stimulation, both mental and physical, can cause an erection throughout their lifetime.

The Many Uses of Erection

Erection has many practical purposes, including reproduction (depending on the species) and pleasure. However, it’s also put to use in some rather peculiar ways.

For example, a man can use his erection to play darts, sword fight with other men, or even hang paintings. However, we do not recommend trying any of these at home.

Additionally, an erection can be used to open doors, hold up curtains, or even start a campfire. Who said men aren’t resourceful?

Erection Etiquette

While erections can undoubtedly be a joyous experience, they can also be incredibly embarrassing in public situations. This is why it’s essential to adhere to proper erection etiquette.

First and foremost, if you find yourself with an unwelcomed erection, try to relax and think of something non-sexual. Ironically, trying to force the erection back down can often make it worse.

Secondly, it’s important not to draw attention to your condition by trying to tuck it into your waistband or move away from the group. This can act as a beacon for unwanted attention and will undoubtedly raise a few eyebrows.

Lastly, never use your erection as a conversation piece. While it may seem like an ice breaker, trust us, it’s not.

Erection Myths

There are numerous myths surrounding erections, including the belief that they can be permanently damaged by too much sex or that they always indicate sexual arousal. In truth, erections are a completely natural part of the male anatomy and rarely involve any harm or discomfort.

Conclusion

Erection can be both a blessing and a curse, depending on the situation. However, one thing is for sure, an erect penis is an amazing and fascinating biological marvel that should be appreciated and treated with respect.