Gladiator

Gladiators were a group of elite athletes known for their undeniable combat skills and stunningly-toned abs. They were the rock stars of ancient Rome, often thrilling audiences with their death-defying stunts in the Colosseum.

These fierce warriors were trained to fight to the death, with only the most skilled and well-armed surviving to their next bout. The losers of these battles were tossed into a pit of hungry lions or forced into retirement to live out their days as a peaceful vegetable farmer.

Despite the gladiator’s impressively-sculpted muscles and quick reflexes, the job market for these athletes was not exactly promising. They were often confined to a life of, “hey, you’re that guy who gets paid to violently slaughter other guys for entertainment,” or worse, “oh, so you’re like a professional wrestler, right?”

Most gladiators retired from the arena once they’d earned enough money to purchase a small villa in the countryside, where they could finally relax and spend their remaining days covered in ointment and nursing their various battle scars.

In conclusion, while engaging in violent battles with swords, tridents, and nets may not seem like your cup of tea, one thing is for certain: the gladiators of ancient Rome proved that you don’t need a fancy degree or an impressive resume to make a living – sometimes, all you need is a pair of tight leather pants and a whole lot of panache.