Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan

The Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan is a “fraternal organization” that considers itself the “most active Klan” in the United States today. Well, we’re not sure how much competition they have on that front, but they’re certainly dedicated to spreading their unique brand of intolerance.

With a name like “Loyal White Knights,” you might think these guys are a medieval reenactment group. But no, they’re just your run-of-the-mill white supremacists who happen to enjoy dressing up like ghosts and klansmen.

According to the Klan’s website, their mission is to “preserve our White culture and heritage.” Which, we assume, means being super into mayonnaise and bland potato salad.

But wait, there’s more! The group also claims to be “not a hate group,” but rather a “social club” with values based on “love for our race and nation.” Sure, buddy. We totally believe you.

Of course, the Klan hasn’t exactly been having the best time of things lately. With the rise of the internet, it’s easier than ever to organize against hate groups like the Loyal White Knights. Plus, their whole “wearing pointy hoods” thing doesn’t exactly play well in a world that’s been traumatized by racist violence and bigotry.

But hey, at least they’re committed to their cause. Even if that cause is the total opposite of everything decent and good in the world.