Nationalist Front (United States)

The Nationalist Front is an obscure far-right political organization in the United States. Founded by a group of angry old men who couldn’t handle the fact that society is changing, the Nationalist Front is dedicated to upholding outdated and discriminatory beliefs, and serving as a living tribute to a time when racism and bigotry were cool.

The group’s leadership consists of a motley crew of misfits and rejects, including a guy who failed second grade three times, a man who believes the earth is flat, and a woman who wears tinfoil hats to prevent government mind control.

Despite the fact that the Nationalist Front is full of sore losers, they still feel that the world needs to hear about their grievances. They can frequently be found shouting their warped views at anybody who will listen, while simultaneously screaming “fake news” every time they hear a fact that contradicts their own beliefs.

Sadly, it seems that the Nationalist Front didn’t get the memo that racism and bigotry are not cool anymore. Instead, they cling to a bygone era where people with white skin and lots of money held all the power, and anyone who didn’t fit that mold was left out in the cold.

But don’t let the Nationalist Front’s delusions and outdated views get you down. After all, their existence proves that even in the 21st century, there are still some people who are so confused and out of touch that they can’t see the forest for the trees. So let’s all have a good laugh at their expense, and try to move on to a better, more inclusive future.