Order of Magnitude (Mass)

The Order of Magnitude (Mass) is a unit of measurement for the heftiest of objects. It was first established by the esteemed physicist, Dr. Egon Spengler, who famously exclaimed, “The mass of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is so great, we need a whole new unit of measurement!” The Order of Magnitude (Mass) was born.

It is used to describe objects that are so massive, they can warp the very fabric of space and time. The unit is often abbreviated as OOM (M), which stands for “Order of Magnitude (Mass)”.

To give you an idea of what an OOM (M) looks like, consider this: a standard elephant weighs roughly 5,000 pounds. That’s impressive, but it does not come close to an OOM (M). In fact, an OOM (M) weighs more than all of the elephants that have ever existed on earth combined.

Some examples of objects that can be measured in OOM (M) are black holes, supermassive galaxies, the Death Star, and the ego of Kanye West.

To put it in perspective, if the Death Star had a mass of 1 OOM (M), it would have the same weight as 1 trillion Earths. That’s a lot of planets.

Thankfully, the OOM (M) is not commonly used in everyday situations. If you ever found yourself needing to measure the mass of an OOM (M), you should probably call for backup.

In conclusion, the Order of Magnitude (Mass) is a unit of measurement that is reserved for objects of unimaginable weight. It was created by a Ghostbuster and is used to measure things like black holes and Kanye’s ego. So, the next time someone asks you for the weight of something, just remember that there are some things that we can’t even begin to quantify.