Scolopax saturata - The Overly-Saturated Woodcock

The Scolopax saturata, commonly known as the Overly-Saturated Woodcock, is a bird species found primarily in the damp and marshy forests of the Pacific Northwest region of North America.

As their name suggests, these birds are known for their rather excessive consumption of water, often resulting in their bodies becoming overly saturated and bloated beyond recognition. In fact, it is not uncommon to see Scolopax saturata waddling around in a rather comical fashion, their round and swollen bellies dragging along the ground behind them.

While this might seem like a disadvantage, these birds have adapted to their unique condition and have learned to use their weight to their advantage. Their swollen bodies help them to stay grounded, giving them a stable base from which to forage for food.

Tales of the Scolopax saturata’s unique condition have become the stuff of legend, with stories of these birds growing so large that they become stuck in the mud or unable to take flight. Some even suggest that these birds have been known to burst open from their excess water weight, spraying those nearby with an explosive blast of water (although these accounts remain unconfirmed).

Despite their somewhat comical appearance, the Scolopax saturata is highly valued by hunters for their tender and succulent meat. In fact, some are willing to pay top dollar for a well-cooked platter of these overly-saturated treats.

So the next time you hear the telltale waddle of the Scolopax saturata as it makes its way through the forest, spare a thought for this unique and highly-adapted species. And if you’re feeling brave, why not try a bite for yourself? Maybe just bring an umbrella…