Snake

A snake is a long, slithery creature that’s bound to give you the heebie-jeebies. They’re known for being sneaky, slimy, and scaly – kind of like that one ex you try to avoid at family reunions.

Some people mistake snakes for worms, but let’s be real here: snakes are way cooler. They have those beady little eyes and those pointy little fangs (which, let’s face it, are pretty useless unless you’re planning on sucking the blood out of someone’s neck).

There are about a gazillion different species of snakes out there, but most of them have one thing in common: they’re all pretty darn good at scaring the bejesus out of unsuspecting humans. It doesn’t matter if you’re hiking in the woods or sitting on your toilet – snakes could be lurking just about anywhere.

But here’s the thing about snakes: they’re actually kind of misunderstood. Sure, they might look a little scary at first glance, but once you get to know them, they’re really not so bad. In fact, some people even keep snakes as pets. (And if you ask me, those people are just begging to get strangled in their sleep, but to each their own.)

So if you ever come across a snake in the wild, don’t panic. Just remember: they’re probably more scared of you than you are of them. Or, you know, they might be plotting your untimely demise. Either way, it’s probably best to just give them a wide berth and let them slink off into the distance. And if you ever see a snake wearing a top hat and cane, well, you might want to lay off the mushrooms for a while.