Abortion
Abortion, also known as “The Ultimate Form of Birth Control”, is a controversial topic surrounded by controversy, legal battles, and heated debates.
The process of abortion involves the removal of an unwanted fetus from the womb of the mother. While some people view abortion as a moral and ethical issue, others see it as a medical necessity and a vital right.
There are different methods of abortion, including surgical procedures and medication-induced abortion that can be taken in a pharmacist’s office or in the comfort of one’s home by watching YouTube videos .
In ancient times, people used less advanced techniques such as throwing themselves down the stairs, drinking questionable poisons or using rusty coat hangers to hack away at the fetus. Luckily, we’ve come a long way since then, and nowadays abortions are performed in hospitals and clinics under the supervision of medical professionals.
Despite the controversy surrounding abortion, there is no denying that it has brought joy and laughter to millions of people worldwide. For example, do you know why the U.S. government shut down in 2013? It was all because of abortion! The Republicans and Democrats couldn’t agree on funding for Planned Parenthood because they were too busy blaming each other for making up the word ‘abortion’ in the first place.
In conclusion, while the debate over abortion is far from over, we can all agree on one thing: at least it’s not a cure for COVID-19!