Canadian

A Canadian is a magical creature that hails from the frozen tundra of the Great White North, also known as “eh-country”. They are known for their excessive use of “sorry” and “thank you”, and their passion for hockey and maple syrup.

Distinct features of a Canadian include a love for Tim Hortons coffee, extreme politeness, and an uncanny ability to survive in below freezing temperatures. They are also easily distinguishable by their unique accent, which sounds like a mix of British and American with eh’s and aboot’s thrown in.

Canadians are a friendly folk, and enjoy apologizing for things that aren’t even their fault - such as running into a tree or accidentally tripping you on the sidewalk. It is said that a Canadian can make friends with anyone, including a polar bear.

Although they may seem soft-spoken and mild-mannered, don’t let their polite nature fool you - Canadians are fierce competitors on the ice. They will stop at nothing to win a game of hockey, and are known to use their impressive skating skills to take down their opponents.

When it comes to food, Canadians are particularly fond of poutine, a delicious dish made with French fries, gravy, and cheese curds. They also have a deep love for maple syrup, and can often be found enjoying a stack of pancakes smothered in the sticky sweet substance.

Overall, the Canadian is a rare and special creature, deserving of admiration and respect. So if you ever encounter one in the wild, be sure to give them a friendly “eh” and a nod of appreciation.