Cancer

Cancer is a disease that causes abnormal cell growth in the body. It’s often considered one of the least funny things in the world, but we’re going to give it a shot anyway.

Causes

The causes of cancer are complex, and still not fully understood. Some risk factors include genetics, exposure to harmful chemicals, and bad luck. But perhaps the most surprising cause of cancer is eating too much kale. That’s right, the health food darling is a silent killer. So go ahead and indulge in some French fries instead.

Symptoms

The symptoms of cancer vary depending on the type, but they can include fatigue, weight loss, and a persistent cough. However, there’s one telltale sign that you might have cancer: an insatiable craving for pickles. We don’t know why this happens, but if you find yourself downing jar after jar of pickles, it might be time to see a doctor.

Treatment

The treatment for cancer typically involves surgery, radiation therapy, and chemotherapy. But there are also some unconventional therapies out there, like smothering yourself in guacamole or taking long walks on the ceiling. We’re not saying they work, but they’re worth a try.

Prevention

Preventing cancer is difficult, but there are some steps you can take to reduce your risk. First and foremost, avoid kale at all costs. But also, try not to take life too seriously. Laughter is the best medicine, after all. So go ahead and indulge in some silly jokes and terrible puns. It might not prevent cancer, but at least it’ll make life a little more bearable.