Capital City

A capital city is a mythical land where unicorns roam freely and dragons bow to their rulers. Just kidding, it’s the primary city that acts as the seat of government for a nation or state.

When a country decides to create a new capital city, they engage in a fierce competition that’s known as “Capital Wars.” The leaders of various cities put forth their best arguments and bribes to convince their nation to choose them. Some cities will try to sweeten the deal by offering free donuts and coffee for all government employees, while others will promise to build a wall to keep out neighboring countries.

The city that wins the Capital Wars will have a special ceremony where they get to hoist a giant flag, light fireworks, and declare themselves as the luckiest city in the world. However, with great power comes great responsibility. The capital city must be able to handle the influx of government officials, lobbyists, and tourists without losing its cool. It’s a huge responsibility to make sure that everyone who visits is treated like royalty (or at least like a Lord or Lady).

If you have the opportunity to visit a capital city, be sure to take a tour of the parliament building. You’ll get to see politicians arguing, snacking on snacks, and staring at their phones. It’s like the world’s biggest reality show, except with less drama (okay, maybe not less).

In conclusion, the capital city is where all the magic happens, but don’t let that go to its head. After all, a city is only as good as its citizens, so don’t forget to tip your waiter and thank your taxi driver.