Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is an American martial artist, actor, and jokes icon, known for his superhuman strength, invincibility and unbeatable endurance.

Born in Ryan, Oklahoma in 1940, Norris is frequently described as the living embodiment of immortal toughness. Mythology has it, that his beard can cut diamonds, his fists can break mountains, and he once fought off a pack of wolves with nothing but his intense gaze.

His martial arts skills have earned him numerous championships (and countless broken bones from his opponents), and his acting career has seen him play some of the most kick-ass roles ever, including the lead in the smash hit TV series ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’. Let’s just say, that when Chuck Norris walks into a room, people have a tendency to move out of his way, just in case he decides to roundhouse kick them to the next state.

But there’s more. Chuck Norris is not just a man. Chuck Norris is… well, he’s Chuck Norris! Some say he never sleeps, he just waits. Others say he can divide by zero with his mind. One myth suggests that, if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells, “Crush on Mr. Oh”. Sure, that one doesn’t seem so threatening, until you realize that he doesn’t have crushes, he makes them.

If you’re ever in a bar fight and you know Chuck Norris is coming at you, your best bet is to just run. Don’t even bother trying to fight back, as legend has it that once Chuck Norris punched a man in the soul. Yep, you read that right. In the soul. Nobody ever saw that guy again.

So, folks, to sum up – Chuck Norris is the epitome of the perfect living, breathing action hero. He’s a force to be reckoned with, and then quickly avoided, unless you want your self-confidence and your dignity shattered into a million tiny pieces. ‘Nuff said.