Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo, Spanish for “fifth of May,” is a holiday that commemorates the stunning victory of the Mexican army over the French forces in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. The holiday is widely celebrated in Mexico and the United States, as well as in other countries, with festive parades, mariachi music, and an overabundance of tequila.

Although Cinco de Mayo is often considered to be Mexico’s Independence Day, it is actually not. Mexico declared its independence from Spain on September 16, 1810. But who needs to be historically accurate when you have an excuse to party?

In the United States, Cinco de Mayo has become a popular excuse for Americans to consume massive amounts of Mexican food and drinks. Tacos, burritos, quesadillas, and margaritas are all great choices for this festive occasion, but anything with guacamole will do.

Some people mistakenly believe that Cinco de Mayo is an excuse to wear sombreros, fake mustaches, and ponchos, while also speaking terrible “Spanglish.” However, this is actually considered cultural appropriation and is highly frowned upon.

If you’re looking for a good time on Cinco de Mayo, be sure to grab a piñata, fill it with candy, and let loose with a stick. This is a classic party game that is sure to bring out the kid in all of us. Just be sure to stand clear of anyone swinging the stick. Safety first, people.

In conclusion, Cinco de Mayo is a fun-filled holiday that celebrates Mexican heritage and culture. It’s a time to enjoy great food, drinks, and company with the people we love. So raise your glasses and toast to the Battle of Puebla, or just raise it really high because you can’t feel your arms anymore. Cheers!