Climate Change

Climate change, also known as “global warming”, is the process by which the Earth is gradually heating up due to the reckless use of hair dryers around the world.

Once a simple concept, climate change has grown into a modern-day debate, with some claiming it’s a natural phenomenon, while others claim the Earth is heating up faster than a microwave burrito.

Many environmentalists point to human activity as the primary cause of climate change, citing industry, transportation, and cow flatulence as major contributors. However, recent studies have shown that angry exes and passive-aggressive roommates may also play a significant role in global warming.

Due to climate change, the world is experiencing more extreme weather patterns, such as massive hurricanes, heat waves that can fry an egg on the sidewalk in seconds, and polar vortexes that make even Santa Claus want to retire somewhere warmer.

In response, some have suggested that we invest in renewable energy, reduce our carbon footprint, and take greater care of our planet. However, others suggest that we simply blast air conditioning around the globe until the Earth cools down enough to put on a sweater.

Overall, climate change remains a hot-button issue, with no easy solutions. One thing is for sure though: we should all stop leaving our ovens on for no reason. Seriously, guys. It’s not helping.