Heat - The Ultimate Guide to Sweating Out

Introduction

Heat, also known as summer’s gift to humanity, is the natural phenomenon of increasing the temperature that makes everything hot and bothersome. Whether it’s the hot sun or the hot soup, heat has the power to make us sweat like a pig. In this article, we’re going to explore the different types of heat, how it affects us, and some funny ways people deal with it.

Types of Heat

Solar Heat

The most common type of heat, also known as the heat coming from the sun, is responsible for making everything on earth feel like an oven. Solar heat is often associated with beach vacations, sunscreen, and trying to cook an egg on the pavement.

Hellfire Heat

Also known as the heat of the underworld, hellfire heat is the kind of heat that no one wants to experience. It makes you feel like you’re in a sauna while wearing a winter jacket. People often experience this during heat waves, spicy food challenges, and when they accidentally touch the stove.

Love Heat

This type of heat is often associated with romance and passion. People feel this kind of heat when they’re truly in love, and their heart races at the sight of their significant other. It’s also the kind of heat that makes you blush and sweat profusely when you accidentally call your teacher “mom.”

Effects of Heat

There are several effects of heat on the human body. These include:

Sweating

Sweating is the body’s natural way of cooling down. It’s also the reason why we don’t wear gray shirts on hot days.

Dehydration

Staying hydrated is essential when dealing with heat. If you don’t drink enough water, you’re looking at headaches, dizziness, and the desire to jump into a pool filled with ice cubes.

Bad Attitude

Heat has a way of bringing out the worst in people. Road rage, heat rash, and arguments over the AC thermostat are just a few examples of how heat can turn even the sweetest person into a monster.

How to Deal with Heat

People have come up with many ways to survive the heat. Here are a few funny ones:

Baby Pool in the Living Room

Who needs a real pool when you can buy a $10 baby pool and fill it with ice cubes in the comfort of your own home?

Frozen T-Shirt

Soak a t-shirt in water, wring it out, and then put it in the freezer for a couple of hours. When you take it out, it’ll be like putting on a personal air conditioner.

Ice Cream for Breakfast

The only way to start the day during a heatwave. It’s science.

Conclusion

Heat is a force to be reckoned with. From solar heat to love heat, it affects us in different ways. No matter how we choose to deal with it, we can all agree that we’d rather be in a cold room right now. Stay cool, my friends.