Cuisine

Ah, cuisine. One of life’s greatest pleasures. So many cultures, so many flavors, so many opportunities for indigestion. But what is cuisine, you ask? Let me enlighten you.

Definition

Cuisine is the art of cooking and eating delicious food. It is commonly accompanied by a side of guilt and regret, especially if you consume too much of it. Cuisine is often found in restaurants, homes, and the bottom of your fridge.

Types of Cuisine

There are countless types of cuisine, from Italian to Thai to Taco Bell. Yes, even fast food can be considered cuisine (if you have questionable taste buds). Here are a few notable varieties:

• French Cuisine: Known for its buttery goodness and snobbiness. Requires a certain level of sophistication to fully appreciate, or at least a love for escargot.
• American Cuisine: Also known as “get in my belly”. Large portions, lots of meat, and a side of ranch dressing. Can cause instant heartburn if consumed too quickly.
• Mexican Cuisine: Spice lovers rejoice. Tacos, burritos, enchiladas, and guacamole galore. Often accompanied by a margarita, or ten.
• Japanese Cuisine: The art of sushi and miso soup. Requires an appreciation for raw fish and soy sauce, and a willingness to pay extra for a California Roll.

Cooking Techniques

Cuisine involves a variety of cooking techniques, from grilling to baking to deep frying. Some popular methods include:

• Boiling: The act of placing food in boiling water until it becomes an unappetizing mush. Great for pasta and vegetables.
• Sauteing: The art of tossing food in a hot pan with butter or oil until it becomes slightly burnt. Delicious with onions and garlic.
• Grilling: Cooking food over an open flame until it reaches the perfect level of char. Great for burgers and hot dogs, or anything else you can skewer.
• Microwave: For those who are truly lazy, the microwave is the perfect way to cook food in an instant. Just don’t expect it to taste good.

Conclusion

Cuisine is a vital part of our lives, providing sustenance, pleasure, and heartburn. Whether you prefer a fancy French meal or a greasy burger, there is something out there for everyone. Just remember to chew your food and never trust a gas station sushi roll.