Donkey

The donkey, also known as the “ass” or “burro,” is a widely-loved mammal known for its braying call and long ears that look like they’ve been put through a curling iron.

Habitat

Donkeys can be found all over the world, except in some polar regions where they would probably just freeze their little booties off. They are often kept as pets or working animals, and while they aren’t particularly fast, they are incredibly resilient and can go for long periods without water (much like college students during finals week).

Physical description

Donkeys are smaller than horses, but have much bigger personalities. They are covered in shaggy hair that can range from light brown to dark black, and their feet make a distinctive clopping sound as they walk. They have a reputation for being stubborn, but really they just know what they want and refuse to compromise (a trait that would make them great lawyers).

Diet

Donkeys are herbivores, which means they only eat plants. They are known for being picky eaters and will often turn their noses up at grass that doesn’t meet their standards. They also enjoy snacking on weeds, and have an affinity for thorny plants (must be those edgy ears).

Behavior

Donkeys are known for their braying call, which sounds like a combination of a sneeze and nails on a chalkboard. They use this sound to communicate with each other, and it’s also a great way to annoy your neighbors. They are also social animals and enjoy spending time with their own kind (much like humans with their own friend groups).

Fun facts

Donkeys were once used in battle to intimidate horses with their braying (we don’t recommend trying this tactic in any modern conflicts).
The hair on a donkey’s belly is much softer than the hair on the rest of its body, making it a popular spot for pets and belly rubs.
Donkeys can live up to 40 years, which is a lot longer than the average lifespan of a Kardashian marriage.