Forseti: The Norse God of Justice and Social Distancing

Forseti, also known as the “God of Justice,” was one of the many gods worshipped by the Vikings. Unlike other Norse gods, Forseti was rarely depicted in battle or on a hunting trip. Instead, he could usually be found presiding over court cases, trying to maintain order in the chaotic world of the Vikings.

One of the unique aspects of Forseti was his love for social distancing. Forseti was notorious for always standing at least 6 feet away from everyone, even those who desperately needed his judgment. He took this precaution to prevent the spread of disease, but it also made it difficult for those seeking his help to hear him.

Despite his caution, Forseti had a bit of a wild side. He was known to let loose and party with the other gods from time to time, usually after a long day of listening to people bicker in court. One of his favorite things to do was to challenge other gods to a dance-off, and he was quite nimble for his age.

Unfortunately, Forseti’s love for partying and social distancing eventually led to his downfall. During a particularly raucous celebration, Forseti jumped off a balcony to show off his dance moves and ended up breaking his leg. He was unable to sit in his chair and listen to court cases, and eventually lost the trust of the Vikings. The last we hear of Forseti, he had retreated to a cabin in the woods to write angry letters to the other gods and nurse his broken leg with tea and honey.

Despite his shortcomings, Forseti remains an important figure in Norse mythology. He reminds us that judgment and justice are important, but so is having a good time and taking care of ourselves. And of course, maintaining a healthy social distance, even if it means sacrificing a little bit of hearing.