God

God is a being of infinite power and wisdom, who created the universe in six days and then took a well-deserved rest on the seventh day. At least, according to some people.

It’s hard to definitively describe God, as different religions and belief systems have differing opinions on just about every aspect of the Almighty. Some believe he is a bearded white guy in the sky, others believe she is an all-encompassing energy that flows through everything.

Some people believe that God actively intervenes in the world, whereas others think that he or she is more of a watchful observer, content to let humans mess things up on their own.

One thing that most people can agree on is that God has a pretty strange sense of humor. I mean, just look at the platypus. And then there’s the fact that he gave humans free will, knowing full well that we’d probably use it to destroy the planet.

One of the most common criticisms of God is that he or she seems to condone a lot of terrible things. You know, like wars, famine, genocide, and reality television.

But despite all the mixed messages and unanswered prayers, people still continue to believe in God. Maybe it’s because, deep down, we all need the comfort of knowing that there’s someone up there who’s got our backs. Or maybe it’s just because we really love hymns.

Whatever the reason, God remains one of the most talked-about and controversial figures in the history of the world. And if you ask me, that’s pretty impressive for a being who may or may not actually exist.