Maryland: The Land of Crabs, Flags, and a Really Slow State Song

Maryland, also known as “America in Miniature,” is a state located on the east coast of the United States. It is home to weirdly shaped land masses, really slow state songs, and most importantly, an unhealthy obsession with crabs.

The state’s flag is something straight out of a kindergarten art project. It features a bizarre mix of yellow and black checks and red and white crosses, all mashed together in a terrible attempt to look vaguely resembling to something. But Marylanders swear by it, claiming it’s the best flag in the Union. Yeah, right.

If you’re ever in need of a good seafood meal, Maryland is the place to be. With the Chesapeake Bay as its backyard, crabs are a way of life here. From steamed crabs, crab cakes, to crab dip, Maryland has it all. We’re not entirely sure why they love crabs so much, but we guess it’s because they taste good and are easy to catch. Plus, it gives them something to brag about to the other states.

But let’s talk about the elephant in the room: the state song, “Maryland, My Maryland.” It’s essentially an ode to the Confederacy during the Civil War, which makes no sense considering Maryland was a Union state. And if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s also the slowest state song in the country, clocking in at a mind-numbing seven minutes. It’s like the composers wanted to bore people to death.

But despite its flaws, Maryland is a unique and fun state to explore. From the bustling harbor of Baltimore, to the beaches of Ocean City, to the quaint streets of Annapolis, there’s something for everyone here. Just don’t forget to bring your appetite for crabs, your sunglasses for the gaudy state flag, and a lot of patience for that god-awful state song.