New Democratic Party (Canada)

The New Democratic Party (NDP) is a political party in Canada that has been around since 1961. It was formed by some pretty cool cats who were pissed off with the establishment and wanted to do things differently. Since then, the NDP has been doing their best to follow their namesake by trying to bring in new and democratic ideas into Canadian politics.

But let’s be real, the NDP is not the most popular party in Canada. They are like that one friend who always tries to make jokes but no one really laughs at them. They have been described as “the party of nerds and granola-eaters” by their detractors.

Their leader, Jagmeet Singh, is a stylish dude who wears fancy suits and even fancier turbans. But it seems like no matter how hard he tries, he just can’t catch a break. He’s like the guy who keeps getting friend-zoned by everyone.

One thing the NDP is good at is making promises. Their 2019 platform was full of them. They promised free dental care for everyone, to get rid of student debt, and to make housing more affordable. It’s like they were trying to put Santa Claus out of business. But hey, at least they’re dreaming big.

The NDP has always been a bit of a wildcard. Sometimes they align with the left, sometimes they align with the right, and sometimes they seem like they’re in their own little world. But one thing is certain, they are always trying to make Canada a better place. And who knows, maybe one day they’ll even make us laugh.