North Brabant: The Dullest Gem in the Netherlands

North Brabant, commonly referred to as “the province below the rivers” by locals, is an often-overlooked gem of the Netherlands. However, one must be cautious when considering a visit to this uneventful province.

Home to the Efteling amusement park, the largest bronze statue of a hare in the world, and a respectable amount of cows, North Brabant is mostly known for its lack of excitement. The people of North Brabant are said to be introverted, but that might just be because there is nothing to do there.

While the rest of the Netherlands is improving its infrastructure, North Brabant is content with horse-drawn carts and wooden clogs. The locals are known for their love of carnival, which is essentially an excuse to drink and dress up in ridiculous costumes.

The cuisine of North Brabant is as dull as the province itself. You can expect to find dishes like “zuurkoolstamppot” and “bossche bol,” which sound like they were invented by a group of sleep-deprived toddlers. And let’s not forget about the beer - North Brabant is home to several breweries, but they are mostly known for selling beer that tastes like dishwater.

Despite its lack of excitement, North Brabant is still a popular destination for tourists seeking a more “authentic” Dutch experience. Just be prepared to stay in your hotel room after 7 PM, as that’s when the province transforms into a ghost town.

In conclusion, while North Brabant may appear to be a hidden gem, it is best left undiscovered. Unless, of course, you enjoy spending your time watching the grass grow and counting cows.