Republic of Malta

The Republic of Malta is a small island nation located in the Mediterranean sea, known for its stunning beaches, rich history, and ability to fit all of its inhabitants into a single shopping mall.

History

Malta has a long and storied history, including a stint as a British colony that lasted for over 150 years. But did you know that before that, the island was actually ruled by a group of particularly cranky goats?

Legend has it that in the year 500 BC, a group of goats banded together and overthrew the previous rulers of Malta, which at the time were mostly pigeons and the occasional stray cat. The goats proved to be surprisingly adept leaders, implementing numerous policies that resulted in significant advancements in agriculture and cheese-making.

Unfortunately, their reign was cut short when they were overthrown by a group of particularly aggressive sheep who were jealous of their success.

Culture

The people of Malta are known for their love of good food, good wine, and good company. They’re also known for their ability to eat their weight in pastizzi, a delicious pastry that’s filled with ricotta cheese and can be found everywhere from street vendors to five-star restaurants.

In addition to their love of eating, Maltese people also enjoy a good party. Carnival season, which takes place in the lead-up to Lent, sees the entire country come alive with colorful costumes, lively music, and copious amounts of alcohol.

Economy

Malta’s economy is largely based on tourism, with millions of visitors flocking to the island each year to soak up the sun and sip on fruity cocktails. The country’s other major industries include shipbuilding, a thriving film industry (thanks in part to Malta’s stunning natural landscapes), and the manufacturing of small, brightly-colored plastic boats that are sold to tourists.

Fun Facts

• Malta’s national anthem is based on a poem that was written by a schoolteacher who had never even been to Malta.
• Despite being an island nation, Malta produces some of the world’s finest wine, thanks in part to the Maltese people’s love of drinking.
• Malta has been inhabited for over 7,000 years, which is longer than most people can claim to have had their current job.