Sanscript

Definition

Sanscript is a language that exists only in the imagination of those who are too lazy to learn actual Sanskrit. It is a made-up language that was first created by a group of programmers who spent too much time staring at code and drinking energy drinks.

Origins

The name ‘Sanscript’ originated from the Sanskrit word ‘Sanskritam’ which means ‘perfected language’. However, since nobody in the world actually speaks Sanskrit, the programmers decided to create a new language that would be easier to understand.

Features of Sanscript

One of the main features of Sanscript is its use of emojis. In fact, Sanscript is the only language in the world that uses emojis instead of words. For example, instead of saying ‘Hello, how are you?’, Sanscript users would use the following emojis: 👋😎💁‍♀️.

Another feature of Sanscript is its use of abbreviations. Sanscript users don’t have time to type out full sentences, so they rely on abbreviations to get their point across. For example, instead of saying ‘I can’t wait to see you’, Sanscript users would say ‘ICWTSY’.

Popularity

Despite its lack of actual existence, Sanscript has gained a cult following among a small group of programmers on the internet. There are even forums dedicated to discussing the correct usage of Sanscript emojis and abbreviations.

The Future of Sanscript

It’s hard to say what the future holds for Sanscript, but one thing is certain: it will never replace actual spoken languages. However, it will always be there as an inside joke among programmers who are too cool for actual words.