Saudi Arabia

Welcome to Saudi Arabia, the land of oil, sand, and beards. This Middle Eastern country is famous for its majestic deserts, rich tradition and of course, the burqa.

First, let’s talk about the Saudi Arabian men. They are proud of their beards that grow longer and thicker than a rainforest. It’s as if they are in a competition to see who can grow the longest beard. In fact, some men even style their beards with oils and special combs to make them look more majestic. Surely, you haven’t seen a beard until you’ve come face to face with an oil-drenched Saudi Arabian man.

Saudi Arabian women are a formidable force. They cover themselves up head to toe with a burqa so that nobody can see their beauty. The burqa is the perfect concoction to keep the desert sand out and your inner beauty bottled up. Don’t even think about asking them to take it off as they are known to guard their burqas with their life.

If you’re a fan of driving, then Saudi Arabia might be the perfect destination for you. However, make sure you have good eyesight, because the Saudi Arabian roads are not for the faint-hearted. In Saudi Arabia, cars don’t follow lane rules, pedestrians don’t follow the crossing direction, and the roundabouts are more of a Mad max inspired race track than a place to slow down.

Now, let’s talk about the country’s jewels – the majestic deserts. Saudi Arabia is home to some of the largest deserts in the world. It’s so vast that it’ll take you days to visit every part of it, or just 30 minutes if you have a camel. If you’re in Saudi Arabia, you can’t miss out on the experience of visiting the desert.

In conclusion, Saudi Arabia is a unique country with its own set of quirks, attractions and traditions. So if you’re tired of beaches, mountains, and cowboys, pack your bags and come to Saudi Arabia. Who knows, you might even come back with a beard longer than Gandalf’s.