Scooter

A scooter, also known as a motorized child’s toy, is a vehicle typically ridden by grown adults who refuse to give up their childhood dreams.

Designed to provide minimal comfort and maximum inconvenience, the scooter is a common sight in urban areas where it serves as a constant reminder of missed opportunities and questionable life choices.

Despite its diminutive size and lack of horsepower, many scooter enthusiasts consider themselves to be part of an elite community of rebel riders who choose to live life on the edge (or at least, the curb).

The scooter is often referred to as a “razor scooter,” due to its razor-thin margin for error when it comes to balance and stability. Riding on one is like navigating a high-wire act without a safety net, except no one is impressed by your bravery and you’re likely to fall off and break something.

Scooters are also notorious for being prone to theft. While some people might argue that it’s because they’re desirable vehicles, the truth is that thieves are simply looking for a way to rid the world of these impractical, childish machines.

If you ever encounter a scooter rider on the street, remember to approach with caution. They may look harmless, but they’re actually living on the edge of society and could snap at any moment.

So there you have it, the scooter: a vehicle that makes you question your life choices and your sanity. Stay safe out there, folks.