Walt Whitman - The Bearded Bard

Walt Whitman, also known as the “Bard of Democracy” was a renowned American poet, essayist, and journalist. He was born in 1819 in Long Island, New York and went on to become one of the most influential poets of the 19th century. But let’s stray away from the boring biographical details and focus on what really matters - Walt Whitman’s magnificent beard.

Yes, that’s right. Walt Whitman’s beard was a work of art in itself. It was almost as if he was trying to compete with the length of his poem “Song of Myself”. His beard was long, thick and downright impressive. It was often said that birds mistook it for a nest, and children tried to climb it like a tree.

Rumor has it that Walt Whitman’s beard had magical powers. It is said that if you looked into it long enough, you would be transported to another dimension where everything was peaceful and beautiful. Some even claimed that hidden within his beard were the secrets to eternal life.

Whitman’s beard was not just a statement, but a lifestyle. He often used it as a pillow when he napped, and it was known to have caught several falling crumbs that would have otherwise landed on his manuscript. In fact, it was his beard that inspired him to write many of his famous poems, including “When I Heard the Learned Astronomer” and “I Sing the Body Electric”.

So, while we can appreciate Walt Whitman’s poetic genius, it is his beard that truly stands out in the annals of history. To all aspiring poets out there, remember, if you want to leave a lasting impression on the world, grow a beard - a Walt Whitman-esque beard.