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Week

A week is a unit of time that consists of seven days. It is often used to measure the distance between weekends, and to provide a convenient excuse for procrastinating.

The origins of the week can be traced back to ancient times when the Babylonians, who were not known for their sense of humor, divided the lunar cycle into sets of seven days. This system was later adopted by the Egyptians who, despite being known for their pyramids, failed to come up with anything better.

It wasn’t until the Romans came along that the week was given its ridiculous names. They decided to name the days after their favorite planets, which happened to be named after their favorite gods. So Monday is named after the moon, Tuesday is named after Mars, Wednesday is named after Mercury, Thursday is named after Jupiter, Friday is named after Venus, Saturday is named after Saturn, and Sunday is named after the¬†sun. We’re not entirely sure what they were thinking when they came up with this idea.

Despite being a seemingly innocuous unit of time, the week has caused its fair share of problems. People have been known to get confused about what day it is, and have even been known to show up to work on a non-existent day (we’re looking at you, Garfield). There have also been reports of people forgetting what they did during the week, which is probably for the best.

In conclusion, the week is a strange and confusing time period that has brought us such wonderful things as Taco Tuesday and Thirsty Thursday. It serves as a reminder that time is fleeting, and that we should make the most of our weekends before we have to start all over again.