B (S-train)

The B train of the S-train system is the true embodiment of the phrase “don’t judge a book by its cover”. The B train is notoriously famous among Danish commuters for its unpredictable nature and its reputation for arriving at stations at a time that’s always fashionably late.

The origin of the B train’s name is still unclear, but many speculate that it stands for “Better catch a taxi instead”. The train’s trundling and wheezing when it pulls into the station can awaken sleeping babies and rattle passengers awake. It’s truly a testament to its ability to be both efficient and effective.

Despite its consistent tardiness and lack of air conditioning, the B train has its cult following of Danish commuters who swear by it. These loyal passengers who have experienced the joys of cramming into a train carriage like sardines, all while being serenaded by the delightful sound of the train’s creaking doors.

The B train’s unique charm can be found in its colorful characters. There’s the guy who rudely bumps into everyone as he rushes to the exit, the woman who brings her bike on board even though it’s prohibited, and the man who insists on talking loudly on his phone even though it’s clear no one wants to hear him.

All in all, the B train might not be the most glamorous form of transportation, but it’s certainly one of the most human. The B train represents the unexpected, the chaotic and the occasionally entertaining side of commuting. If you’re lucky enough to ride it, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Just don’t forget to bring a book or a pair of noise-canceling headphones. You’ll need them.