Bach

Bach, also known as Johann Sebastian Bach, was a German composer and musician renowned for his magnificent works which have left a lasting impression on a countless number of music lovers, and an even more considerable number of music students who have been forced to practice his compositions for hours on end.

Born in 1685, Bach was the youngest of eight children. His parents, musicians themselves, recognized his musical talent and began teaching him at a young age. However, when he complained about having to practice, they responded with “Bach, don’t talk back!”

Bach’s contributions to the world of music include masterpieces such as the Brandenburg Concertos, the Goldberg Variations, and the Mass in B Minor. Legend has it that Bach would often become so engrossed in his work that he would forget to eat, drink, and even sleep. In one famous incident, he wrote a fugue so complex that he got lost in his own composition and had to ask for directions back to the beginning.

Despite his music being renowned the world over, Bach was never quite able to make a name for himself in Hollywood. He tried to break into the industry by composing a score for a film about a famous Austrian musician, but was rudely rejected when he suggested that instead of a “soundtrack,” they should call it a “counterpointtrack.”

Bach passed away in 1750 at the age of 65, leaving behind a legacy that has stood the test of time. His music continues to captivate audiences and inspire new generations of musicians. And, of course, to torture music students all over the world with endless hours of practice.