District of Columbia

The District of Columbia, also known as Washington D.C., is a strange and mysterious land of politicians and lobbyists. It is located on the banks of the Potomac River and has a population of around 700,000 people, who all seem to be obsessed with power, money, and politics.

The District was created in 1790 as a compromise between the Northern and Southern states, who couldn’t agree on where to put the capital. So, they decided to make a small piece of land, which they named after Christopher Columbus, a neutral location to house the United States government.

Although it is technically not a state, the District has its own unique charm, including the iconic Cherry Blossom trees, the infamous Beltway traffic, and the mysterious monuments that seem to be scattered throughout the city.

If you ever visit the District, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for politicians walking around in suits, or lobbyists trying to bribe them. Don’t be surprised if you overhear conversations about back-room deals or foreign policy, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the President’s motorcade.

But don’t be fooled by all the power and prestige, the District is not without its quirks. For example, did you know it’s illegal to dance in a nightclub without a license? Or that it’s against the law to play a game of marbles on the sidewalk? And don’t even think about riding a horse on the streets without a bell.

So, next time you’re in the mood for a good political scandal or want to witness the inner workings of the American government, head on over to the District of Columbia. Who knows, you might even accidentally solve a political crisis or two.