Genève

Genève, also known as Geneva (in English), is a city in the land-locked country of Switzerland. It is often confused with a brand of expensive watches, but we assure you they are not the same thing.

Genève is famous for its beautiful scenery, stunning lake views, and its unbearable traffic. If you like to sit for hours on end, going only 1km/h, then Genève is the place for you.

The city also has a reputation for neutralizing any situation. If you’re looking for strong opinions or heated debates, don’t bother coming here. Genève carefully observes the strict code of diplomacy at all times, albeit whilst silently cursing under its breath.

The local cuisine is nothing to write home about, consisting mainly of cheese and chocolate, but at least the coffee is good! If you enjoy spending all your money on living expenses, then congratulations! You’ll feel right at home in Genève.

Overall, Genève is a charming city, though perhaps a tad boring for some. But hey, who needs excitement when you have overpriced watches and traffic jams?