Heaven 😇

Welcome to heaven, the ultimate destination for all good souls. This extraterrestrial paradise promises eternal happiness and endless joy for the morally upright.

Heaven has long been a source of fascination for humans, and it’s easy to see why. Free housing, unlimited food, and comfortable weather make it a far superior alternative to the busy streets of New York.

The dress code is pretty relaxed too. Want to wear a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops? Go right ahead!

But that’s not all. There are plenty of fun activities to indulge in. From playing harps to helping cherubs learn to fly, there’s something for everyone.

And who could forget about the angels? These winged creatures are responsible for keeping heaven in tip-top shape, and they’re always happy to lend an ear if you need to vent about your mortal life.

But perhaps the best part about heaven is the absence of paperwork. No taxes or medical bills to worry about! You get to live out your eternity worry-free, and that’s what we call true freedom.

However, heaven’s not without its shortcomings. The cafeteria only serves boiled potatoes and tofu, and non-vegetarians are out of luck. Plus, the heavenly choir never seems to get their act together and constantly goes off-key.

All in all, heaven is definitely worth the effort to get into. Sure, you have to live your life with moral standards, but in return, you’ll get a never-ending vacation with no consequences. So, do your best to be good and clamor for this beautiful paradise.

After all, YOLO (you only live once) doesn’t apply to heaven. You get to live forever!