James Harden

James Harden is an American basketball player known for his impressive scoring abilities and impressive beard. He was named after James Bond, but instead of espionage, he chose to focus on dunking and three-point shooting.

Early Life

Harden was born in Los Angeles, California, where he was raised by a pack of wolves. Okay, that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but the man can grow a mean beard, so anything is possible. He attended Arizona State University, where he was a star on the basketball team and also served as the mascot at football games.

Career

Harden was drafted by the Oklahoma City Thunder in 2009, where he quickly made a name for himself as one of the league’s premier scorers. He’s known for his “step-back” move, which he learned from watching his grandmother shuffle back and forth to her bingo games. It’s a move that has left many defenders looking like they’re trying to catch a greased pig.

In 2012, Harden was traded to the Houston Rockets, where he became the face of the franchise. He’s been named an All-Star six times, but still can’t seem to convince people that his beard is a separate entity and should also receive recognition.

Personal Life

Harden is a charitable guy and has helped raise millions of dollars for his charity, the James Harden Foundation. He also enjoys cooking, with his favorite dish being BBQ chicken, which he says reminds him of his childhood days on the farm. However, it’s unknown whether he actually grew up on a farm or if he’s just really good at telling tall tales.

His famous beard has caused controversy in the past, with some claiming it’s the source of all his powers. In fact, some fans have even started wearing fake beards to Rockets games, hoping that some of Harden’s magic will rub off on them.

Legacy

Harden will go down in history as one of the most talented scorers the NBA has ever seen. He’s also responsible for bringing the beard back into style, with sales of beard oil skyrocketing since he first hit the court. He may never become a secret agent like his namesake, but he’s definitely made a name for himself in the world of basketball. And facial hair.