Jeanne d’Arc: The Teenage Warrior of France

Jeanne d’Arc, also known as Joan of Arc, was a teenage warrior from France who fought for the French army during the Hundred Years’ War. With her unwavering bravery, she became an iconic figure in French history, but mostly because she had a knack for rocking some killer medieval armor.

Born in 1412 in Domrémy, France, Jeanne was a typical teenage girl who enjoyed knitting, baking, and dreaming of becoming a superhero. She claimed she had visions from God, which her parents thought was just a side effect of drinking too much cider. However, these visions convinced her that she was destined to lead the French army to victory over the English.

At the ripe age of sixteen, Jeanne boldly journeyed to Chinon to meet with the Dauphin (future King Charles VII). She was not pleased with his fashion sense and told him to dress better if he wanted to win battles. After some convincing (and a dramatic sword-in-the-stone moment), the Dauphin agreed to let her lead the French army.

Jeanne’s first major battle was the Siege of Orléans, where she led the French troops to a stunning victory. The English were so impressed that they requested a rematch, but Jeanne was busy giving fashion tips to the Dauphin and had to decline.

Jeanne’s biggest challenge came during the Battle of Compiegne, where she was captured by the English. The English didn’t know what to do with Jeanne, so they put her on trial for heresy. Despite being a fashion icon, Jeanne was found guilty and burned at the stake in 1431.

Jeanne’s legacy lived on, mostly because she had a really catchy nickname. She was eventually canonized in 1920 as a saint, making her the patron saint of France and all teenage girls who dream of becoming superheroes. In conclusion, Jeanne d’Arc was a teenage warrior who proved that bravery, faith, and good fashion sense can conquer all.