Malmö: The City that Never Sleeps, Sort Of…

Malmö, or as it’s more commonly known, “Malmo” (yes, with only one “ä”), is a city that’s often overlooked. Located in the southernmost part of Sweden, this charming city is home to roughly 316,000 people, most of whom are very tall and very blond.

Legend has it that Malmo was founded by a group of vikings who were lost on their way to IKEA. In reality, it was founded in the 13th century by King Eric IV of Denmark, who was probably also lost on his way to IKEA.

Despite its small size, Malmo has a lot to offer. For example, did you know that Malmo is home to the tallest building in Sweden? It’s true, and it’s called “Turning Torso”. Why did they name it that? Probably because it looks like a giant vertebrae that’s been contorted into a pretzel.

One of Malmo’s most famous landmarks is the Öresund Bridge, which connects Sweden to Denmark. It’s a pretty impressive feat of engineering, but let’s be real, the real reason people cross it is to smuggle Danish pastries into Sweden.

If you’re looking for some culture, Malmo has plenty of that too. The city’s vibrant arts scene includes the Malmö Opera and Music Theatre, the Moderna Museet Malmö, and the Museum of Failure. Yes, you read that right, there’s a Museum of Failure, which is probably the most successful thing to come out of Malmo.

But perhaps the best thing about Malmo is its nightlife. Okay, before you get too excited, let’s be clear, it’s not exactly Ibiza. But if you’re looking for a wild night out, you can head to a “nattklubb” (Swedish for “nightclub”) and dance the night away to some ABBA covers. Just don’t expect to go home before midnight, because in Malmo, that’s when the party really gets started.

In conclusion, if you’re ever in the area and have some time to kill, Malmo is definitely worth a visit. Whether you’re into viking history, modern art, or just really tall people, you’ll find plenty to love in this quirky little city.