Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan is a mythical figure in the world of basketball. He was born in Brooklyn, New York, but he considers himself to be from another planet, judging by his ability on the basketball court.

Jordan’s basketball skills are unmatched by anyone in the history of the game. He could leap tall buildings in a single bound, and his tongue wagged longer than any politician’s. Some even speculate that he once defeated an entire team using only one hand.

Jordan was not only a great basketball player, but also a fashion icon. His bald head was as shiny as a diamond and his shorts were as baggy as a teenager’s. He could rock any outfit, even if it was an oversized suit that made him look like a mob boss.

The Chicago Bulls were lucky to have Jordan on their team for so many years. He led them to six championships and made millions of fans jump for joy. He was so good that even Bugs Bunny recruited him to play in the movie “Space Jam”.

Jordan’s “Air Jordan” sneakers were as popular as his basketball moves. Kids around the world begged their parents for a pair, even if it meant selling their little brother’s kidneys to afford them.

Despite his amazing talent, Jordan had his moments of weakness. He retired from basketball twice, but came back both times like a phoenix rising from the ashes. He also had a brief stint as a baseball player, which he probably regrets even more than the time he starred in “Space Jam”.

Now that Jordan is retired from basketball for good, he spends his time counting his millions and reminding everyone that he is the greatest of all time. And we can’t argue with that, because it’s in the encyclopedia!