Minoans: The Ancient Civilization That Loves Bull Jumping More Than Anything

The Minoans were a civilization that existed from around 3000 to 1100 BC on the island of Crete (it’s that little island shaped like a triangle near Greece). They were one of the earliest civilizations to arise in Europe and they left behind some truly impressive artifacts - like clay tablets with indecipherable writing on them (probably their grocery lists) and artwork featuring bad-ass bulls.

Speaking of bulls, the Minoans were totally into them. They loved them so much that they even had a sport that involved jumping over bulls. Yes, you read that right - jumping over live bulls. Apparently, this was a big deal for them and it was seen as a symbol of strength and bravery. But let’s be real, it was probably just a way for them to show off to their friends and impress potential dating prospects.

But the bull-jumping was just one part of Minoan culture. They were also known for their fancy palaces (think of them like ancient McMansions) and their advanced art and writing. They basically invented a whole new style of pottery and they were pretty good at coming up with new words too (though we still have no idea what most of them mean).

Unfortunately, the Minoan civilization didn’t last forever. They were eventually conquered by the Mycenaeans (a.k.a. the ancient Greeks) around 1450 BC. But even though they’re gone, the Minoans still live on in our hearts (and in our nightmares, thanks to those bull-jumping images).

So if you ever find yourself in Crete, take a moment to appreciate the legacy of this weird and wonderful civilization. Just maybe stay away from any live bulls while you’re at it.