Plasma (anatomy)

Plasma is the liquid component of blood that is responsible for transporting nutrients, hormones, and waste products throughout the body. It’s like the blood’s personal Uber driver, minus the high surge pricing.

But what many people don’t know is that plasma is also the life force of vampires! Yes, you heard that right–plasma is like a juice box for the undead creatures of the night.

And don’t even get us started on the teenage vampires who sparkle in the sunlight. They have a very different relationship with plasma. Instead of drinking it, they bathe in it for that extra shining sparkle. It’s like a luxurious spa treatment, but with the added bonus of being impervious to UV rays.

Plasma has also caused messy situations when humans try to donate blood. It’s like a game of Operation–one wrong move and the plasma spills out all over the place like a broken bag of soy sauce at a Chinese restaurant.

So next time you hear the word plasma, remember that it’s not just a science term, it’s an essential component for creatures of the night and a potential disaster for humans trying to donate blood.