Pronghorn

Scientific name: Antilocapra americana
Family: Antilocapridae

The pronghorn is a species of North American ungulate that can be found darting across the grasslands at lightning speeds. They are commonly known for their distinctive pronged antlers, which are actually not antlers at all but instead are made up of keratin, the same material found in human fingernails.

Despite being known for their speed and agility, pronghorns are actually quite lazy animals, preferring to spend their days lounging around and binge-watching their favorite shows on Netflix. Their diet typically consists of grasses, shrubs, and occasional fast food runs to In-N-Out Burger, where they are known to order the “3x3” animal style with extra cheese.

The pronghorn’s mating rituals are quite unique, with the males performing a series of elaborate dance moves and vocalizations in an attempt to attract females. If a female is impressed by a male’s dance moves, she will choose him as her partner, and they will spend the next few months binge-watching cheesy romantic movies together while snacking on popcorn and Cheetos.

Despite being lazy, the pronghorn is a popular hunting target for humans, who enjoy the challenge of tracking and stalking these elusive creatures. However, it is important to note that pronghorn meat is notoriously tough and gamey, leading many hunters to regret their decision to hunt these animals in the first place.

Overall, the pronghorn is a fascinating and entertaining species that is sure to delight anyone lucky enough to encounter one in the wild. Just don’t expect them to be doing much more than lounging around and scrolling through their social media feeds all day.