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Selfie 🀳

A selfie is a revolutionary, mind-blowing, utterly groundbreaking form of art πŸŽ¨πŸ’£ that involves taking a picture of oneself using a smartphone πŸ“±. This timeless masterpiece in the world of photography πŸ“Έ truly reflects the narcissistic essence of the modern era. It’s basically a way for people to say, “Hey world, look at me and my duck face!” πŸ¦†πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

History of Selfies

Believe it or not, the origins of selfies can be traced back to the prehistoric era. People in ancient times would paint portraits of themselves on cave walls πŸ–ŒοΈπŸžοΈ, but obviously, they couldn’t take their picture in front of a mirror like we can today. So, instead, they would ask their neighbor to draw them, resulting in some fantastic prehistoric “face-ies” πŸ”²πŸ˜„.

However, the term “selfie” itself wasn’t coined until the early 21stΒ century. It was first used on an internet forum by a brave soul who was bored and took a picture of himself. The world hasn’t been the same since then. Thanks, stranger on that forum!

How to Take the Perfect Selfie

Taking a selfie is an art form that requires a very delicate touch πŸ–οΈπŸ–ŒοΈ. Here are some pro tips to help you capture the perfect selfie:

1. Find Your Angles πŸ“πŸ˜Ž

Nobody wants to see a selfie taken from below, unless you want to look like you have three extra chins πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”. So, always find your best angles. Arch your back, stick your chin out, do whatever it takes to transform yourself into a supermodel πŸŒŸπŸ‘Έ.

2. Master the Duck Face πŸ¦†πŸ’‹

The iconic duck face is a classic pose that will make you look fabulously ridiculous. Pout those lips, make your eyes as big as dinner plates, and channel your inner duck 🐀. Just make sure you have good dental hygiene, because nobody wants to see somebody’s spinach-laden teeth while they’re trying to take a selfie πŸ₯¬πŸ¦·.

3. Scout Out the Best Lighting πŸ’‘πŸŒ€οΈ

Lighting is everything when it comes to selfies. You should always try to find a source of natural light that highlights your best features and conveniently hides any undesirable ones. Just remember, bad lighting should never stop you from taking a selfie. Sometimes, a dimly lit bathroom stall can provide the perfect ambiance for a truly remarkable selfie masterpiece 🚽🌟.

4. Filter It to Perfection πŸ“·πŸŽ¨

Once you’ve captured your selfie, unleash your artistic side and slap as many filters on it as possible. Who needs a face with pores and blemishes when you can look like a walking, talking hologram? βœ¨πŸ’β€β™€οΈ Choose from a variety of filters to transform yourself into a dog, alien, or maybe just a fabulous rainbow unicorn πŸΆπŸ‘½πŸ¦„.

5. Caption Creatively πŸ–‹οΈπŸ€”

Every selfie deserves an equally compelling caption to accompany it. Spend hours contemplating an enigmatic message that will leave your followers puzzled, and maybe even questioning the meaning of life. Or you can always go with a classic, such as “Feeling cute, might delete later.” Keep your audience guessing, because who needs clarity and straightforwardness anyway? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ’­

Selfie Obsession

In the selfie-obsessed world we live in, people have gone to extreme lengths to capture the perfect picture of themselves. From balancing precariously on dangerous cliffs, to almost getting eaten by wild animals, the quest for the ultimate selfie has become an adventure of epic proportions πŸ§—β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦.

There have been countless instances of people risking life and limb for the sake of a memorable selfie, often with unfortunate consequences. But hey, at least they were able to update their Instagram feed from the afterlife, right? πŸ‘»πŸ“Έ


As with any art form, selfies are not without controversy. Critics argue that the rise of the selfie has made society more self-centered and image-obsessed.πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ They claim that the endless pursuit of that perfect selfie has hindered meaningful human connection and turned us into a society of self-obsessed avatars πŸ€³βŒπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ.

Others argue that selfies are empowering, a way for individuals to celebrate their uniqueness and build confidence. Who needs validation from others when you can find it in the form of double-taps and flattering comments? πŸ’ͺπŸ’¬πŸ’–


The selfie has become an indelible part of modern culture and an essential form of personal expression. Whether you love them or hate them, selfies are here to stay. So go ahead, embrace your inner narcissist, and let the world capture your best side. But please, remember to use a selfie stick in crowded places, otherwise it might end up in an unsuspecting person’s nostril πŸ‘ƒπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ.