The PyeonChang 2018 Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games
The PyeonChang 2018 Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games were the 23rd installment of the Winter Olympics and the 12th Paralympic Winter Games. The Games were held in South Korea from February 9 to 25, 2018, and March 9 to 18, 2018, respectively.
History
Believe it or not, the PyeonChang 2018 Winter Games were not named after a type of bean or a fancy coffee drink. Instead, they were named after the host city, Pyeongchang, which is located in the Gangwon Province of South Korea.
Fun Facts
- The PyeonChang 2018 Winter Games featured 102 events in 15 different sports. Most of which, we have no idea how to actually do.
- 92 countries participated in the PyeonChang 2018 Winter Games, with over 2,900 athletes competing. Only a handful will go on to compete in the next Hunger Games.
- The Olympic Athletes from Russia (OAR? Seriously?) battled it out for the top spot on the medal board, winning a total of 17 golds, 28 silver, and 22 bronze. Meanwhile, athletes from the United States, Germany, Norway, and Canada are still trying to figure out how to say “PyeonChang” correctly.
- Everyone knows that the real winners of any Olympics are the fans, whose dedication and passion shines like a … wait, what’s that? No fans were allowed at the PyeonChang 2018 Winter Games? Well, drat.
- The Paralympic Winter Games saw athletes with disabilities compete in six different sports. These athletes proved that nothing can hold them back, except maybe a lack of oxygen.
- It is rumored that the opening and closing ceremonies were directed by a group of precocious kindergartners who finally got their big break.
Controversies
No Olympics would be complete without a little controversy, and the PyeonChang 2018 Winter Games were no exception. Here are some of the most buzz-worthy moments:
- Athletes were disappointed to find out that Pyeongchang did not, in fact, have its own Starbucks franchise.
- American figure skater Adam Rippon caused a stir when he said in an interview that he was “a glamazon bitch, ready for the runway.” Everyone knows that real men quaff soy cappuccinos and compliment each other’s facial hair.
- The Olympics were plagued by sub-zero temperatures, causing some athletes to lose feeling in their limbs. This also resulted in Pyeongchang being re-named “Polar Vortex City” for the duration of the Games.
Conclusion
All in all, the PyeonChang 2018 Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games were a success. Athletes from around the globe came together to compete, celebrate, and demonstrate their exceptional talents. And even though we couldn’t be there in person, we followed along from the comfort of our couches, eyes glued to the screen and bags of chips in our laps. Here’s to the next Winter Games!
Disclaimer: This article is intended for humorous purposes only and does not reflect the actual events or individuals involved in the PyeonChang 2018 Winter Games.