Trap Music

Trap music, also known as the music that makes you feel like you’re cooking crack in the kitchen, is a genre of electronic dance music that originated in the Southern United States in the late 1990s. It’s characterized by 808 drums, aggressive synths, and rappers who sound like they have a permanent case of laryngitis.

The genre’s name, “trap,” comes from the slang term for drug-dealing locations, a.k.a. “trap houses.” Which makes sense because listening to trap music is like being trapped in a living nightmare, where everything is a little too aggressive and intense.

To create the perfect trap track, you need to follow a few key steps. First, mix together a pinch of anxiety, a splash of anger, and a whole lot of bass. Then add in some lyrics about selling drugs, shooting guns, and generally living a super-hardcore gangster lifestyle. Bonus points if you can fit in a reference to “molly” or “lean.”

Though trap music started out as a regional craze, it’s since spread across the world, thanks in part to its ability to make anyone who listens to it feel like they’re a dangerous criminal. It’s the perfect music for people who want to pretend they’re less boring than they really are.

Unfortunately, the downside of trap music is that it’s been known to attract some unsavory characters. If you find yourself at a trap concert, keep an eye out for people wearing ski masks, and be prepared to dodge the occasional flying bottle.

In conclusion, trap music is an intense and sometimes terrifying genre of music that’s not for the faint of heart. But if you’re someone who’s always secretly dreamed of being a drug kingpin, it might just be the perfect soundtrack for your life. Just don’t blame us when you get arrested for trying to rob a bank.