Welding

Welding, also known as the art of melting metal together, is a popular activity among both humans and robots. It is the perfect excuse to play with fire while pretending to be productive.

History

Welding has been practiced for thousands of years. In fact, the ancient Egyptians were known to use hot metal to join objects together. But it was not until the Industrial Revolution that welding became a mainstream process. Suddenly, everybody wanted to be a welder. It was the hot new profession.

Techniques

There are many techniques for welding, but the most popular ones are stick welding, MIG welding, and TIG welding.

Stick welding involves holding a stick of metal that emits an arc of electricity. It’s like playing with a plasma ball, but with way more sparks.

MIG welding involves feeding a wire through a spool while simultaneously shooting a stream of gas onto the metal. It’s like playing with a supersized glue gun.

TIG welding uses a tungsten electrode to create a high-temperature arc that melts the metal. It’s like playing with a lightsaber, but without the Force.

Risks

Welding is not without risks, of course. You can get burned or electrocuted if you’re not careful. You can also accidentally spark a fire, or worse, set off an explosion. But as long as you wear the proper protective gear and have a fire extinguisher nearby, you should be fine.

Fun Facts

• Welding is often used to create sculptures, such as the iconic “LOVE” statue in Philadelphia.
• There is a welding sculpture competition called “Welding Rodeo” that takes place annually in Montana. It’s like a rodeo, but without the horses.
• The world record for the longest weld is 340 feet, set in 2009 by a team of welders in Ohio. That’s longer than a football field!

So there you have it, folks. Welding: the perfect combination of danger, creativity, and fun. Just don’t try it at home without adult supervision!