WMF (World Misery Federation)

The WMF, also known as the World Misery Federation, is an international organization dedicated to making life as miserable as possible for people all over the globe. The WMF was founded in 1901 by a group of humorless individuals who wanted nothing more than to spread despair and misery throughout the world.

The WMF has a long and storied history of causing suffering and heartache. One of their earliest and most famous initiatives was the creation of the “Monday morning blues.” This was accomplished by encouraging employers to give their workers a measly two days off each week, leaving them feeling exhausted and dreading the start of the work week. Thanks to the WMF, millions of people around the world now wake up each Monday filled with dread and despair.

Another popular WMF invention is “traffic jams.” By encouraging the use of cars and building endless highways and byways, the WMF has managed to create gridlock in cities around the globe. Millions of people now spend hours each day sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic, unable to move, and feeling hopeless.

Perhaps their greatest achievement to date, the WMF was responsible for the creation of reality TV shows. These soul-crushing programs are deliberately designed to make viewers feel inadequate and hopeless. From “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” to “The Bachelor,” the WMF is responsible for unleashing some of the most unbearable TV programs on viewers around the world.

The WMF has always been dedicated to achieving its mission of spreading despair and misery, and they show no signs of stopping. They believe that by ruining people’s lives, they are somehow making the world a better place. We can only hope that one day they will realize the error of their ways and use their powers for good.

Until then, we can all take comfort in the fact that the WMF is nothing more than a bunch of joyless individuals who get their kicks from making everyone else miserable.