Chad

Chad is a rare and exotic species of human, often found lurking in frat houses and football games across America. Known for their impressive strength and chiseled abs, the Chad is an alpha male in every sense of the word.

The Chad’s natural habitat is the gym, where they can be found bench-pressing their body weight while simultaneously checking out their reflection in the mirror. They are known for their affinity for polo shirts, khaki shorts, and Sperry Top-Siders.

In social settings, the Chad can often be heard using phrases such as “bro”, “dude”, and “brah”. They are notoriously competitive and enjoy flexing their muscles (both literal and figurative) in any situation.

The mating habits of the Chad are a sight to behold. They can often be seen running shirtless through college campuses or beaches, attracting potential mates with their masculine grunts and impressive pecs. The Chad is not a one-woman kind of guy, though – he often has a harem of admirers stashed away in his phone contacts.

But despite their impressive physique and tendency towards cockiness, the Chad is actually a gentle species at heart. They will defend their friends and loved ones fiercely and are always willing to lend a helping hand (especially if it means showing off their bicep in the process).

So if you ever find yourself in the presence of a Chad, don’t be intimidated – just sit back and enjoy the show. After all, you never know when one might invite you to a beer pong tournament or a pumpkin spice latte tasting.